AVAST!

[kinglegasse]

I am slowly but surely rounding into shape at work. I will outsell these people, and by a wide margin, and take home grotesque and unfair portions of the company's commission checks. I will use this new found wealth for my own evil purpi; perhaps I shall use it to build a ship. A PIRATE SHIP.

Comments

[dirtyandsmiling]

haha, "purpi". nice.

where are you working now?

[kinglegasse]

Centennial Wireless.

[randomninjakell]

cell phone pirates rule!

[explosiveaction]

Holy shit. I'm going to be a pirate for halloween, and I've got someone dressing up as a parrot and following me around. Someone else got jealous of that job, so I told them to dress up as a pirate ship and I could just walk on them all night.

She didn't think it was as funny as I did heh.