kelley --

[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

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I totally love the giant mouthless kitty/whatever-creature head in the corner.

Yowza.

Fuck winter... fuck it up it's stupid ass.

"5 weird habits of yours ( Read more... )

I stepped on a piece of glass in my kitchen and cut my foot really deep. There was blood all over and it hurts like a mofo. I can't figure out where this shard of glass came from. Random glass sucks ( Read more... )

I remember the days when everyone would show up for my parties cause there was nothing else to do and we were too young to go to the bar. Now only a handful of people show, and most are st the bar ( Read more... )

Selling cars is hard. Especially trying to sell Sean's fast and the furious wannabe cavalier. And his pimp daddy low rider truck.

Taking all offers.......

Friday the 13th.... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (trying to be scary)

Merry Christmas everyone... just in case I do not see or hear from anyone before the holiday.

May all your ninja stockings be full of holiday cheer!

I love you all.

I have to be to work in an hour and I'm still in my jammies. I can afford to be lazy today ( Read more... )

Not that anything I post is relevent or interesting or anything. Other than ninjas ( Read more... )