Writer's Block: Define Cheater

[kingoftherotten]

 I don't usually do these but this seemed a bit silly.

Cheating is going outside of the rules on purpose to gain an advantage.

In other news, I was listening to EEI on the way to work this morning while Mike and Mike were on commercial, I generally hate Dennis and Callahan (pretty sure those are the morning guys), and the following is a perfect

Comments

[playinggodagain]

A couple of spots down the batting order you have someone who is hitting better than him. He goes by the name of Manny Ramirez.

[kingoftherotten]

Amen to that.

[merlynspen]

did he just do something impressive recently?
sports people get dumb right after someone does something impressive, even if the rest of the time he's sucking.
(there was a game, don't remember which, where kevin faulk made this crazy diving catch, and someone said later that kevin faulk easily has the best hands on the team. now, i like kevin faulk well enough, and he has good games on ocassion, but he also likes to fumble, drop easy passes, and otherwise screw things up, often at key moments. best hands on the team? nevermind gaffney and welker and moss. no no. FAULK has the best hands on the team. they just make snap-comments sometimes.)

[allhailkush]

More reasons for me to invent some horrifying tortures for all people affiliated with sports after I have taken over the world.