From Bill Simmons

[kingoftherotten]

Q: Brady's out. That really sucks. But it could be worse -- you could be a Seattle sports fan. Let me break it down for you: The Mariners are struggling through one of their worst seasons ever. Our Sonics, the only team to win a professional title in Seattle, moved the team to Okla-friggin-homa and stuck us with the Storm. And the Seahawks -- in

Comments

[merlynspen]

rofl, poor Seattle.

Dustin bought a fake sympathy card for one of our managers, who loves the Pats and the Yankees. It said sorry for your loss, and he wrote in "of Tom Brady's knee and the Yankees entire season." He was going to give it to him with one of the sheets managers fill out when they fire you, haha.

[allhailkush]

That's kind of amazing.

[allhailkush]

The Satand memo was lost on me. I'm glad to hear however, that I won't have to deal with much sports talk in the area. Epic failure tends to lead to a minimum of conversation, whereas success tends to lead to manic fandom.