the spiche of life

[kingpianky]

I don't know what it is about fake tattoos, but there is something about their tackiness that makes them splendid. I bought a pack of planet tattoos and I have mars on my knee. it kind of looks like a goiter

Comments

[prairiequeen]

i have a fake tatoo of a bunch of dogs on my leg right now! we are neet.

[pickledperring]

i daresay dogs may even be a step up from goiter...

your future

[pelapela]

Guess what? According to www.jobpredictor.com, your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow. So no DJ gig for you, I guess.

By the way, mine is either a Movie Star, or, if I don't include my middle name, God.

Re: your future

[kingpianky]

Pardon? I am going to be a what?

Re: your future

[pelapela]

...that would be the "Rear End of a Panto Cow," i believe.

Re: your future

[kingpianky]

I...I... I think I just might be. Does God associate with Rear End of Panto Cows?