OK I dont know who reads this still but I should post up...


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Ok so i have not updated this motherfucker for a millenia. (And this is because Girlie pointed this out that I was made aware of this.) But here we are. A friday night. And I decide to -- of all things, jump on livejournal and impart to thee, the very mundane daily recount of ben's quite mundane day. Now I'm here on a Friday night, the ( Read more... )

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Hey can everyone do me a favor and tell all your co-workers... and people at the mall... and people at the bar...

TO STOP FUCKING TALKING LIKE BORAT!!!Jesus Christ! If I hear "Very naaaace" again I'm going to slit my own throat ( Read more... )

This one's for Jenita...


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Haha I had to write this down. This was easily the funniest moment in Thanksgiving history ( Read more... )

Last weekend. Sea-town.

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Holy SHIT. I have to announce that ( Read more... )

Guess where I was at this past week..

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