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your mama got no ears talkin about.. "don't give me that silent treatment!"

nox noctis prospera

Nice. My diet coke today tasted like Jagermeister. And this is why ( Read more... )

What is this?


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You know what game I'd pay a hundred bucks for?


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As I sit here in my cube... [deciding not going to the gym because I'm really lazy]... I'm thinking. A dangerous past-time [I know]. I'm thinkin about high school. And while.. true, my high school experience had some dope parts in there.. it paled in comparison to college years. So much so, that it's like.. shit I've been treating high school ( Read more... )

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I dug this up from some old asianavenue shit..

"Your parents can tell you "NO", but you`ve never seen THEM touch the iron.. so how would they know? Reinforcement stacked upon reinforcement proves the theme of this winded research paper. Odysseus metaphor once again, it takes Charybdis to tell his ass to turn his shit around and swim the other ( Read more... )

Auld lang syne. I HATE that song. And I can't figure out why. I do all the goofy New Years rituals, no problem. Sure I'll wear circles. I'll carry change in my pockets. I'll eat grapes. But when that stupid song arrives at 12:01 January 1st, I'm all about leaving the room. Maybe it's because it's just the pinnacle of corn. It's like.. ( Read more... )