Hey, I'm Ellie.

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"No one likes a suck up...fee"

Albert Einstein ( Read more... )

"you can be such a little snot, baby."

Um. Everybody wishes for a little levity, even if they won't completely admit it.

I just got an email
with no subject
from someone who I don't know
and all that was in it was this :


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Courtney's mom "saw a grey volleyball in a tree and hit it with a stick and all these bugs came out and chased" her and Punky so she "covered his head and ran inside and went back with the spray to get those bastards because there's no reason they should attack [her] children and puppy ( Read more... )

Taiko X, Mother Bastard.

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"Haithem": yea i can be an ass also i know
"Haithem": but an ass in disguise so its not rude lol
"Haithem": u know ill be an ass wearing pants