i basically made the coolest cd in the history of life for my english teacher, miss james ( Read more... )

Dear Someone,
Please take me ( here )

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I regressed today with my turtle shirt and my pigtails and my lollypops.
I was a bully in science though.
Big Kid tried to regulate, but I ended up beating him up.
I'm the bunny on Monty Python.


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Joffy:
Gracias loca gata.
Me:
No problemo enfadado perrito.
Joffy:
Got to va. Adios.

"It's like a millipede!"
"Yes. Four legs and rainbow colored."

"Monkey in the middle is so much easier when the monkey isn't twice as tall as both of the people."
"I'M AN APE PLAYING FOOTBALL!"

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"it was like watching team america... but without the satire...it was for real... the dialogue was soo damn funny... do ppl really say "...i'll guaran-damn-tee you..."??? that was hi-fricken-larious ( Read more... )

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His real name was Dillon. D-i-l-l-o-n. Must be the cutest name ever of course. His shirt was practically glowing in the dark, but mine had Louisiana on it, so I can't complain much about that one. He was lovely though.