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[kinpika]

Citizens of this town. It has come to my attention that some of you possess talents that allow you to stand above the normal rabble of this foolish place. As I am a reasonable King, I am willing to give each and every one of you a chance

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[witchingold]

As arrogant as ever, I see.

[kinpika]

A deserved trait. Even if you may disagree, you would be wrong.

[witchingold]

How very typical for a man.

... I believe that you already know of my magic, correct?

[kinpika]

You would not be a witch without such a thing.

[hwamei]

Who made you King? I didn't vote for you!

[kinpika]

I was king long before you existed, woman.

[hwamei]

[ huffs ] Of what?

[kinpika]

Long ago, there was one King who possessed everything in the world. All bowed before him. Those from the islands of the east and those from the continent to the west all gave their treasures up to a single man. That man is me and his kingdom is mine.

[hispalette]

What kind of proposition are we talking about here?

[kinpika]

Is it not simple enough? You work for me and I compensate you accordingly.

[hispalette]

You'll have to be more specific than that. For all I know, you could be lying.

[kinpika]

Even as a King, I have my pride. Lying is a tactic for fools who do not possess the proper power.

[fatesjanitor]

[Laughing into the phone.

Oh. You. keywords related.]

[kinpika]

[you so jelly

AND KINGLY LAUGHTER BACK]

[fatesjanitor]

Trying to make friends, Gilgamesh? [LOL no not jelly.]

[kinpika]

I am acquiring workers. Speaking of which, there is one who is most likely dying to meet you. I am rather curious if you could kill her.

[ergaleomancer]

[Theta laughs brightly, but actually? This is just the sort of thing she's really needed as of late.]

I am an ergaleomancer, and I am more than happy to let you see a fine example of my craft~. I'm more than happy to design and build whatever you like.

[kinpika]

You create things? What makes you think you can create something better than what I already own?

[ergaleomancer]

Do you even have ergaleomancers in your world?

[Theta smiles, deciding to try an idea.]

The Queen in my world keeps an ergaleomancer in her employ at all times. If you are truly so great a King that you would supersede her...surely your collection would include several ergaleomancers, and their creations besides. I am hailed as a prodigy, the best ergaleomancer of my generation. I know that I am, also, the only ergaleomancer here. Why should you have to do without when I'm offering?

[kinpika]

Then make your creation. If it does not compare to an equivalent item of mine, then I shall lose interest. If it does, the opposite shall happen.