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Jan 14, 2011 01:58

Citizens of this town. It has come to my attention that some of you possess talents that allow you to stand above the normal rabble of this foolish place. As I am a reasonable King, I am willing to give each and every one of you a chance ( Read more... )

mongrels mongrels mongrels, abusive husband, trying to get along, fuck gods

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thatsnotaknife January 14 2011, 09:04:42 UTC
I've already got a Queen. Nice old tart, all things considered. Fairly fond of her. Not really in the market for a new royal family yet, I'll let ya know if Charlie ever kills her off.

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kinpika January 14 2011, 09:06:43 UTC
If you are willing to settle for an old fool of a witch, then I am not interested in you at all. I am only interested in those who wish to push their own boundaries to achieve greatness.

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thatsnotaknife January 14 2011, 09:08:35 UTC
I'm an island, I don't really have many boundaries to push. Well, not without pissing Ginny off again.

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kinpika January 14 2011, 09:13:17 UTC
An island? Explain.

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tsundorapettan January 14 2011, 09:34:22 UTC
Tch. You'll never stop being an arrogant bastard, will ya?

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kinpika January 14 2011, 09:47:38 UTC
Do you have something worthwhile to say?

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tsundorapettan January 14 2011, 09:55:47 UTC
.... [ nope, she doesn't, actually... ] Ah, you got me.

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kinpika January 14 2011, 10:02:41 UTC
Are you saying you are useless? With a face as beautiful as yours, this King would not mind making sure it remains unscathed.

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weaponsparked January 14 2011, 09:39:21 UTC
... Are you serious? That's hilarious.

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kinpika January 14 2011, 09:50:24 UTC
If you have nothing worthwhile to say, I suggest you keep it to yourself, mongrel.

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weaponsparked January 14 2011, 09:55:14 UTC
I did have something to say.

Did you really think declaring yourself lord of a bunch of already angry captives was going to do anything besides garner intense feelings of loathing?

You're an idiot, human.

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kinpika January 14 2011, 10:01:30 UTC
Is that so? I will have you eat your words if you believe any number of you can defeat me. I am your Lord and King and I will do what I wish.

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ohmytenth January 14 2011, 14:17:32 UTC
...no.

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kinpika January 14 2011, 14:22:48 UTC
If you have nothing useful to add, keep your mouth shut.

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ohmytenth January 14 2011, 14:28:01 UTC
For one, I don't have a king. If I do, it damn sure isn't you.

Second, what makes you think that anyone's interested in this anyway?

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kinpika January 14 2011, 14:30:23 UTC
If you think I am interested in anything you have to say, you are wrong. You are wasting my time.

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[Action] has_a_name January 14 2011, 20:07:16 UTC
...

... since I'm your daughter, do I have your protection by default...?

*ignoring the fact that you skewered her a long time ago*

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[Action] kinpika January 15 2011, 03:07:17 UTC
Only I may kill you.

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[Action] has_a_name January 15 2011, 06:17:35 UTC
... how generous...

*is she being sarcastic or not? It's hard to tell*

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[Action] kinpika January 15 2011, 06:34:28 UTC
Is there anything else you have to say, child?

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