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[kinpika]

[Wait for it

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[wizardoftheweek]

Please shut up already.

[kinpika]

Quiet, harlot! You have no right to make demands.

[wizardoftheweek]

I've just as much right to make demands as you've right to verbally fellate yourself publicly.

-Yeah. She went there.-

[kinpika]

And what gives you such rights? You are not royalty.

[byeontae_geomi]

Well well, if it isn't his majesty. Been too long, goldilocks.

[kinpika]

Too long as it was. Time has been wasted.

[byeontae_geomi]

What, like a week or two tops? Cry me a river.

Anyways, it sounds like you've got some plans, highness. Care to let a girl in on some?

[kinpika]

That all depends on how much you enjoy watching others suffer.

[doudemoe]

Shut up.

[You're interrupting important sleep. >:|]

[kinpika]

Quiet, mongrel. You have no right to make demands to a king.

[moemoetentacles]

But I'm not ready yet! Give me another month or two!

[kinpika]

You have had enough time! A single day should have been when you were ready!

[moemoetentacles]

But I have to train! And get weapons!

[kinpika]

No amount of training and weapons will save you.

[mansfirsttrap]

[And even though Gil won't see it, he'll probably hear the displeased sigh on the other end of the phone.]

I was worried what happened to you... was that the trick of those gods you've mentioned?

[kinpika]

Unfortunately, yes. Those fools have overstepped their bounds for the last time.

[mansfirsttrap]

... Gilgamesh, I'm coming over. Don't go anywhere just yet.

[kinpika]

...of course. I shall not leave.