14th | Level 4

[kinpika]

I don't really care but...

...the history books can be wrong about me. When I died, I was killed by my own grief.

Not to mention that I really hate snakes. I go out of my way to kill any snake I see. They've ruined my life so I've vowed to ruin theirs.

I also love Saber but her heart belongs to someone else so I'm out of luck. [so much

Comments

[imoutosnake]

U-um, I can understand that a little.. I really don't like snakes either, actually..

[kinpika]

What's your reason for not liking snakes?

[imoutosnake]

[ Yup, having to tell the truth due to event too now-- ]

... I.. was once almost killed by one. I-it wasn't a normal snake, but still.. It was scary.

[kinpika]

I can understand that. A snake ate my way to immortality. That's why snakes shed their skins and become new today.

phone

[fated_blade]

What do you mean by that?

phone

[kinpika]

It means exactly what it sounds like.

Re: phone

[fated_blade]

...then you are misinformed. My heart belongs to no other.

Re: phone

[kinpika]

Well...not yet. In ten years though...

[riastrad_ridire]

We're not doing anything like that!!

[kinpika]

What are you doing then?

[riastrad_ridire]

He's my friend, idiot, and he's teaching me how to fight with two lances because this human body is useless and I can barely even use my Noble Phantasm--

...and I really didn't want to tell anyone that!

[kinpika]

You want to learn how to use two lances? How many of those Japanese cartoon porn videos have you been watching?

[wolf_faerie]

[Oh right, Lancer said there was another Lancer here...and apparently Enkidu's a Lancer too? There are too many Lancers, this is confusing.]

How are they suspicious? They don't seem suspicious to me.

[kinpika]

They go off together in secret and do things. It's probably hidden love.

[wolf_faerie]

Love? With two men?

[kinpika]

Yep. There's nothing wrong with that. I've done it before.

[moemoetentacles]

I don't really hate you. I'm just jealous of you.

[kinpika]

Oh really?

[moemoetentacles]

No! I mean, yes! I mean, forget I said that!

[kinpika]

Uwah! Do you happen to like me too?