Smaller male cuttlefish will dress as female cuttlefish to sneak past the larger, brutish cuttlefish currently fighting for the female's attention. Apparently, these cross-dressing cuttlefish are preferred when the female is choosing amongst her many and varied sperm packets ( Read more... )

Right! So, this whole friends-only thing is merely an experiment to further my grand master plan, etc etc.

Go about your business, comment here if you want in, I'm sure the drill is well known.