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kirei_kisetsu

[Koyato] Bananas Crack Drabble

Jan 22, 2007 14:31

Title: Koyato Crack Drabble
Theme: BANANAS, OVERUSED I KNOW.
Pairing: Koyato
Rating: PWP with Sexual Innuendo :D
Genre: PWP/Crack
A/N: Written for moist_kisses in an hour. YOU OWE ME MARRIAGE AND CHAPTER 8 OF CONVENIENT MISFORTUNES. I apologise for the crack.

( Bananas = Sexual Innuendo, 'nuff said.

I KNOW IT'S OVERUSED. BUT YOU LIKE IT ANYWAY. AMIRITE? )

fanfic, koyato, public

Comments 74

crux_australis January 22 2007, 15:57:45 UTC

They were replaced with strawberries and cream, suggested by Masuda and Tegoshi.
GUH. PLEASE tell me that you're gonna write this one. *begs* *big Tego grin*

“Yes really. Maybe you just can’t resist my awesome sexyness.”
“… You’ve been hanging out with Ryo, haven’t you?”
LOL. Everyone assumes that Boss is to blame in situations like this. XD

“But where did you learn that from? Was it Ryo, ‘cos if it was…”

“Nope.”

“Oh, good, becau-“

“It was from Tegoshi.”
*guffaws* BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Tego, you slutty little thing. XD I bet you and Massu put good ol' miso soup to not so good ol' use. ^__~

P.S.
Could you happen to tell me what photoshoot your layout!Tego came from? I can't seem to recall ever seeing the pics (or I've forgotten seeing them...which is weird because it's freakin' TEGO. D:). ^^ Thanks~

kirei_kisetsu January 23 2007, 00:36:58 UTC

Hello there~

Gah, why do i always end off my one-shots with lines that can spur off sequels =.=" Ohohoho, now i wanna write that

But it's because Ryo is an awesomely sexy Osakan x.X (crap, who turned me into a Ryo fangirl *looks around*)

Tego's slutty cos he's Ryo-tan's protege~ So he picks up stuff like this :DDD

Yes. That is weird because freaking Tesshi is AWESOME *waves Tesshi flag*... Ok let's see... i upped these pics awhile back. Okies, here and here

crux_australis January 23 2007, 02:21:35 UTC

Ohohoho, now i wanna write that
*drools* *hyperventilates* *waits*

crap, who turned me into a Ryo fangirl
Tsk. No one, dearie. The Boss doesn't need someopne to turn people into his fangirls...people just simply get sucked by his animal appeal. You shouldn't feel bad. XP

LOL! XDDD I bet Massu's SOOOOOO confused every single time Tego does something slutty (Tego: *straddles Massu in the dressing room* Massu: O_O!!!). Well, seeing as apparently, real life Massu gets surprised by EVERYTHING, I supose he has a mild heart attack everytime Tego...lol.

GYAH!!! Tego...still makes me feel like it's pedophelia to like him although it's really not seeing as we're basically the same age. Lol~ *le sigh* Thanks~ ^^V

kirei_kisetsu January 23 2007, 02:47:16 UTC

It's not gonna happen (USO!!!)

But i do feel bad. I DO!

Yes. Massu's fear of everything is hilarious! Tesshi should totally take advantage of it and why are you giving me plot bunny?!!!

He's is older than me! *big grin* So i am a reverse pedo (it is also not legal for me to read my fics)

Thread 9

sumomo_yuki January 22 2007, 16:07:05 UTC

Strawberry and cream... banana... yabbbaaaaaaaaiiii!.... awesomeness!

kirei_kisetsu January 23 2007, 00:40:33 UTC

Food is good for sex, no? *leers*

Ahem, i'm just high... and a ate some nice purple grapes :DDD

Thanks for reading ^-^

sumomo_yuki January 23 2007, 13:32:00 UTC

MOCH! hehehehe <3

moist_kisses January 22 2007, 22:36:43 UTC

YOU WROTE IT FOR ME? AH MAH GAWD~ I THINK I LOVE YOU MORE NOW

INNUENDO MY ARSE! SHIGE DEEPTHROATED KEI AND THAT'S FINAL!!! AND OMG THE PIKA PIKA PIKACHU LINE IS SO WRONG CAUSE I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THINKING ABOUT KOYATO AND PR0N AND DDDD: MY CHILDHOOD DIED A LITTLE!!!

I KNOW I SHOULD WRITE YOU A COHERENT REPLY OR SOMETHING~ DDD: BUT I MIGHT FAIL AT IT RIGHT NOW BUT OH WELL I'M GONNA TRY ANYWAY!!!

OMG BTW THE DANCING BANANA WAS AWESOME

Once Shige had finished stripping the banana of it’s covering, which Kei would later describe looked a lot more like fondling or foreplay or something lewd, he brought it up to his lips and raked his teeth over the top and bottom, tasting it for sweetness.

Koyama crossed his legs.

OMG THAT PART IS AWESOME LIKE EXTREMELY AWESOME! AND THE RAKING AND THE MENTAL IMAGE JUST TO END IT PERFECTLY WITH KEI CROSSING HIS LEGS AND THAT WAS ALL IT TOOK FOR ME TO THINK "YEAH~" AND I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE! ::FLAILS:: KEI CROSSING HIS LEGS WAS SO AWESOME NO MORE WORDS WERE NEEDED, THAT WAS ENOUGH. :DDDDD~

moist_kisses January 22 2007, 22:42:19 UTC

Removing himself from Koyama, he tucked Kei back into his jeans and tidied up his hair.
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW EASY IT WOULD BE TO KEEP THE COMPOSURE AFTER SHIGE GAVE YOU A BLOWJOB.

kirei_kisetsu January 23 2007, 00:45:34 UTC

MAYBE NOT FOR KEI. BUT YOU KNOW SHIGE'D BE ABLE TO DO IT. (WELL MAYBE NOT YOUR VIRGIN!SHIGE BUT THIS ONE CAN.

WHY IS WAGAHAI STILL DOING THIS?!!!

kirei_kisetsu January 23 2007, 00:44:16 UTC

YES. YES I WROTE IT BECAUSE OF YOU FOR YOU.

IT'S INNUENDO FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T WANT TO READ THE SMUTTY ENDING. (HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD THAT BE? *BRICKED*) YOUR CHILDHOOD DIED? WHY? HOW OLD ARE YOU?

YOU ARE COHERENT (AND CAPS LOCKING) ENOUGH.

IT WAS MY INSPIRATION

SEE. THAT. THAT IS INNUENDO. AND YOU REPLIED TO YOURSELF LOSER I SHALL GO READ THAT.

Thread 6

keikitochan January 23 2007, 02:23:09 UTC

ZOMG!!!!!!!!! *SOOO DEAD HERE..!*
THE FIRST ENGING WAS EXTREMLY FUNNY!!!! TEGOMASS = STRWABERRIES N CREAM!?!? ZOOOOOOMG!!! *NOSE HEMORRHAGE*

“But where did you learn that from? Was it Ryo, ‘cos if it was…”

“Nope.”

“Oh, good, becau-“

“It was from Tegoshi.”

TEGOOOOOOOO!!! OMG!! TEGOO!!!! PROFESSOR TEGOO! XDDD! HILARIOUS!! FROM WHO LEARNS TEGOO?! XDDD

THE DANCING/ SINGING BANANA MADE ME ROFLMAO!!XDDD
THIS WAS SOOOOOOOO GOOD..!!!!!!!!!!!

kirei_kisetsu January 23 2007, 02:27:19 UTC

YAY! KEIKITO-CHAN~ AND YOU'RE ABUSING CAPS LOCK. YAY. I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO USE IT TOO.

THE FIRST ENDING CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. SRSLY. SUSHI JUST POPPED UP AND DEMANDED ATTENTION.

AND TESSHI LEARNS FROM RYO-TAN. FOR TEGO IS RYO'S PROTEGE, NE?

YAY. IT'S STILL DANCING!

keikitochan January 23 2007, 02:31:48 UTC

RYOTAAAN!! [s]he's hwat..XDD[/s] ZOMG!! CORRUPTING TEGO'S INOCENCEE!! XDDDDDDDDDD~

LET'S DANCE LIKE THE BANANA! XDDDDDD~

kirei_kisetsu January 23 2007, 02:43:04 UTC

RYOTE~~~~~ <3

YES! WITH ONE EYE.

redturtlereveri January 23 2007, 08:04:15 UTC

KYAAAAAAAAAAA! YOU TOTALLY PWN ME.
GOOD GRIEF.

THE FIRST HALF WAS ROTFLAMO. AND I ACTUALLY BELIEVED IT WAS THE END.

MASSU AND TESHI? *TSKTSKTSKTSK*

BUT KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZOMG KOYASHIGE RABU = ♥ PWNAGE

TYTYTYTYY

AND THE SECOND PART? BWAHAHAHHAHAHAA.
AND LEARNED IT FROM TEGOSHI? STRANGELY I DARE ASK FOR A LINKED DRABBLE.

... because yyour crack is freakin awesome.

XD I was so sleepy when i woke up but now i'm quite fine. XD TYTY XD

Ick. Now to get ready for class. Meh.

kirei_kisetsu January 24 2007, 00:03:03 UTC

KYAA~ THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY.

I COULDN'T END IT WITHOUT THE SMUT BECAUSE I HAD JUST READ A SMUTLESS SMUT CHAPTER SO I HAD TO FILL THE VOID.

OHOHO, YOU KNOW TESSHI'S SLUTTIER THAN HE LOOKS.

crux_australis HAS ALREADY ASKED FOR THE SUSHI SPIN-OFF. I AM TRYING TO RESIST THE PLOT BUNNY I HAVE UNKNOWINGLY CREATED FOR MYSELF. but i already started it, dammit

redturtlereveri January 24 2007, 01:08:55 UTC

ROTFLMAO. ZOMG SMUT IS NECESSARY FOR EVERY FANGIRL. IF THEY SAY THEY DONT WANT IT, I SWEAR THEY'RE CLOSET SMUTTERS/SMUTTEES. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. i'm not quite awake and can't keep my eyes open.

BUT ZOMG YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I SAW TODAY AND IT MADE ME CRACK UP SO MUCH...

I SAW SOMEONE FREAKIN DRESSED AS A BANANA WALKING AROUND MY UNIVERSITY!!!! ROTFLMAO

it's meant to be I SWEAR!
XDXDXD

btw CAMI DESU! XD

And YAY PIN OFF.

O_o zomg my S button is like super difficult to press and refuses to follow. I meant SPIN off. But PiN would be nice too. XD

Then again. I''m going to find a KusaRyoPiN one if it KEELS ME. *whine* XD

zomg i'm ranting. XD
GOMEN NE.

Btw YOUR FIC ROCKS!

And Teshi. *shakes him* WHY DO YOU LET RYO TEACH YOU SUCH THINGS

kirei_kisetsu January 24 2007, 01:14:56 UTC

EVERY FANGIRL IS A PERVERT DEEP DOWN INSIDE.

I WANT TO SEE THAT NOW TOO.

NO~O! I RESIST THE PIN (THE PAIRING NOT THE PUPPY)

KusaRyoPiN o.O

I LIKE YOUR RANTING CAMI-SENPAI.

BECAUSE TEGO-NYAN IS RYO-TAN'S PROTEGE. AND WE FANGIRLS LIKE IT THAT WAY. AND OMG THAT RHYMED.