Comments | kiriisthebest: jar o' spiders

kiriisthebest

jar o' spiders

Nov 13, 2007 21:11

I found this huge ass nest of spiders behind that stack of DVDs in my living room. Caught a bunch of them in a jar, so now I have a jar of spiders. It's awesome.

Now I just gotta figure out something good to do with them.

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colorfulyuki November 14 2007, 16:05:01 UTC

Eat 'em.

kiriisthebest November 14 2007, 20:24:45 UTC

No. That's a stupid idea.

Just for that I'm letting them go in your house.

colorfulyuki November 14 2007, 20:48:03 UTC

Why not? They're full of protein.

Akaya, I have a cat and sometimes a two year old crawling around my apartment. You do realize that if you set those spiders free in my place and Seika got bitten, Genichirou would have your head.

kiriisthebest November 14 2007, 21:24:48 UTC

So is bacon.

They're just spiders, his kid's not gonna die just cuz one bit her.

willnotsaydie November 14 2007, 18:28:08 UTC

Roast 'em and eat 'em! >D Or show me 'em!

kiriisthebest November 14 2007, 20:25:27 UTC

How about I roast them and you eat them.

willnotsaydie November 14 2007, 20:27:15 UTC

That works even better!! =DDD FREE FOOD!!!

kiriisthebest November 14 2007, 20:28:29 UTC

Will you really do it? That'd be awesome.

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spotted_shinji November 14 2007, 20:11:10 UTC

Set them free outdoors somewhere.

kiriisthebest November 14 2007, 20:25:42 UTC

That's a dumber idea than the other two.

spotted_shinji November 14 2007, 20:30:49 UTC

It is not. Those spiders didn't do anything to you except try to live. They haven't been harming you in any way, so why should you do something mean and cruel to them?

kiriisthebest November 14 2007, 20:33:07 UTC

They were in my house, I caught them, so now they're my prisoners. I can do whatever I want to them.

(ooc: Aww, Kiri probably wont do anything mean to them, they're too cool. He'll probably wind up keeping them as pets or something.)

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kiriisthebest November 14 2007, 21:19:17 UTC

Sure. You got a jar to keep them in?

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kiriisthebest November 14 2007, 21:23:37 UTC

That's cool too. I'll bring you some.

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lucky_bossman November 14 2007, 21:24:09 UTC

I have an idea~. Give the spiders to Ibu so he can take cool pictures of them before he sets them free. In exchange, maybe he could give you a couple of the pics to remember them or something. *shrugs*

I wouldn't eat them unless you wanna die. They could be poisonous ones.

kiriisthebest November 14 2007, 21:26:05 UTC

Why does everyone care about these stupid spiders so much?

I'm not gonna eat them. That other guy's gonna.

lucky_bossman November 14 2007, 21:31:19 UTC

Personally, I use Raid on any dangerous bugs I find at home. Mostly I just ignore them. There's a ton crawling around on the wood in our storeroom.

And that's better how?

kiriisthebest November 14 2007, 21:33:41 UTC

They're not dangerous, they're just spiders.

Means I'm not gonna die cuz of it.

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