I found this huge ass nest of spiders behind that stack of DVDs in my living room. Caught a bunch of them in a jar, so now I have a jar of spiders. It's awesome.
Now I just gotta figure out something good to do with them.
"Feel free to show up at the tennis courts whenever you like and play whomever you like"? What the hell. That's not a tournament. I can do that whenever I want. What a rip off.
I fucking love American holidays. They're all about getting free stuff. Why don't we have more holidays like that?
Not that I really need more reason to go get drunk. Uh, Marui, do you remember what happened last night? Cuz I sure as hell don't. (That means it was probably awesome.)