Kinda closing up shop here, as I've not posted in 4 months, and I think, only 5 times the year before that.

I'm quiet, but present on twitter, @kirkcke, look for me there.

Or playing hearthstone. Sitarth#1494 (Everyone should be playing hearthstone. Public service announcement over)

Edit: Also Simpsons Tapped Out. kirkcke

I'm wondering, how much money do ice cream trucks lose because people that would like ice cream aren't wearing pants when the truck drives by.

Not that this exact circumstance happened today. The lazy catch 22. I absolutely wear pants when unobserved.

So comic-con revealed that Karen Gillian SHAVED HER HEAD for Guardians of the Galaxy ( Read more... )

"Customer review: "This novel perfectly blends elements of Steampunk and vampire romance.""

Thanks Amazon!

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Amazon's recommendations for me have been pretty bad lately*, perhaps they aren't going to take over the world.

*I was recommended a $3000 digital camera and "slim fit pants."

I opt to not trust a republican on science, but if it's true that fetuses can masturbate, I totally did.

I am too old for stress dreams about showing my parents a bad report card.

An entire night's sleep shouldn't be ruined, and I shouldn't be anxious and crabby (and sweaty) the next day.

Customer review: "This is one of the best vampire, werewolf romances that I have read."

*****

Thanks Amazon!

I have watched exactly 50 seconds of Orphan Black. It opens on a woman in boots up past her knees and fishnets. And an English accent.

I hereby proclaim it best show in the history of the universe. It has the only thing Breaking Bad is missing.

I am operation without caffeine today. It feels like somebody stole my blood.

You're all wasting your lives on GeoGuessr, right?

Best evah

I WILL NOT BE BEATEN BY THE LIKES OF YOU!