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[kirke]

Glaring at a mango will make it ripen in time for dinner, right?

Come help me glare. It's easy, pretend you're hungry, want to eat a mango, and it's rock hard.

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[deblon]

/glares

[kirke]

Today's progress is that I no longer suspect I was sold a painted rock.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LIKE THIS.

(Use of over-drama to compensate for the fact that I actually am annoyed by fruit, despite that being silly)