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[kirkeoff]

What's going on? Can they even do this? It's cold over here and this is the worst food I've ever had at Hogwarts! It's not as bad as that time that they made us hunt for our food and then I got sick because of that freak in Slytherin, but if we have to keep eating cold food, it's not going to be much better in the long term! I need my food or I'll

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[hooplite]

Stop whinging. You're building character.

[kirkeoff]

Shut the fuck up, Hooper.

[kirkeoff]

If I die from malnutrition, I will kill them!

[kirkeoff]

How would we do it?

Andrew

[astronomybound]

I'm not going to make this public because it'll just give CERTAIN people ideas, but maybe try casting a heating charm over what you're given? I know it's not the same, but it's worth a try. And do it inconspicuously. I wouldn't put it past them to start confiscating wands at the door or something.

Mandy

[kirkeoff]

That's a good idea. I don't know if it'll work but you're right - it's worth a try. Thank you.

[lucylike]

This is such bollox! I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM

[kirkeoff]

I hate them too! And how could they separate us?? How am I going to survive meals without you, Lucy?

[lucylike]

This is cruel and unusual. We should separate THEM and see how they like it. I don't know but I miss eating with you already I'm raging. That food over there looks disgusting, Kirksey!

[gin_up]

Awww, chin up Lucy. You're at my table. You should be honoured!

[goldseen]

You know what the worst part of this whole thing is? I'm not even surprised at this point.

[kirkeoff]

I am! You mean that you saw this coming? How!?