Trust a fucking Hufflepuff to do something important-

So, have you lot made any progress in asking Wayne or Chang to join the DA?

This bloody sucks. But can I figure out what to do about it? Noooo. Does anyone seem willing to do something other than talk? Also nooo.

Alright kittens. Reply to this and ask me anything, and I'll reply as honestly as I can and ask you something in return. I'll start.

Do you brush your teeth in the shower?

I love it when the Carrows announce to the rest of the school that I'm scaring them.

( Private to Neville, Seamus, Lucy, Andrew, Hannah, Zacharias, Perpetua, Wayne, Anthony, Padma, Terry, Shay, Mandy and Michael )

If you want a factual account of a lot of what's going on, there's going to be a Potterwatch newscast at 8 pm tonight. Tap "potterwatch" out in Morse on your wireless with your wand to get it. It's the best way any of us are going to ever find out what's going on, and we need to take these chances outside of school to do that ( Read more... )

Luna is missing.

I visited her dad this morning. It was really bad. He was crying and -

Terrific Christmas we're having, yeah?

This is just so not on. None of it is.

I think we need more people.

I'm sorry about everyone's family members who got taken. I don't think all of mine are going to come out of this alright either.

Who is still at the school? Neville, aren't you?

Announcing the first annual Weasley-Kirke Really Bad Poetry Competition! In a week Andrew and I will put our work up in our journals and you get to decide who is only the second worst poet of the two of us.

If you are interested in judging this special event, drop a line.

The Forbidden Forest? Hagrid? That's it?

What's Snape playing at?

I still say we should have used more fireworks.

I hope you don't hate me for catching the Snitch.