1) for the love of christ, take a fucking vacation for once ( Read more... )

i forgot i even had this. i miss the glory days of livejournal. blogs were so much cooler than twitter and facebook updates. it's incredibly difficult to express myself in a one-line aphorism that people won't read anyway ( Read more... )

called "juno ( Read more... )

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is it true that with the more damage you do to your brain, the more juvenile your taste in music becomes? i think i read that somewhere, or it may have been an episode of house.  i may need to quit drinking ( Read more... )

ahahahahah ( Read more... )

    i'm a writer ( Read more... )

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Me:
 sup
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
 did you know i was coming
God:
Where were you  coming?
Me:
 to talk to you
God:
We are chatting right now.
Me:
 why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 what is the best sandwich money can buy at arby's?
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recording conversations is the best idea i've had in years. it does help that i have intelligent and even brilliant friends, however most of them are just fuck ups. which comes to me. am i just a fuck up? no. because i know exactly what i'm doing. self-awareness seperates the junkies from functional addicts. i don't really see the point in anything ( Read more... )

yesterday my dreams were turned into reality and vice versa