I've abandoned kirsberry. It's highly unlikely that I'll update this anymore.

If this was your only means of contact with me, I'm sorry, but I'm sure you'll survive.

So long.

( Test results. I'm still bored. )

The machine that makes button holes is a demonic devise from some fucked-up dimension. I want one as a pet. My requests would have a lot more credibility if I threatened to sew a button hole to the foreskin of anyone who disobeys me.

Am I getting acid flashbacks or did a hyperactive scottish doughnut seller just treat me to a pro-cannabis rant? He couldn't decide whether to rant in English or in very broken Finnish. Huh. This town keeps surprising me.

If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, hunt it down and chop its head off.

( quiz )

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