now this is the story all about how my life got flip turned upside down. now i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there. i'll tell ya how i became the prince of a town called be air ( Read more... )

What a beautiful face ( Read more... )

It's not the pale moon that excites me ( Read more... )

Dear Recently Distressed ( Read more... )

There once was a girl from Boca Raton.
Her name was Jessica Miller.
She liked to blow
and often go out with Ben Stiller.

Ben Stiller and Jess are both Jewish,
and they really enjoy Gefilte fish.
I went to Miller's for passover.
Her sister was drunk
and I was Elijah.

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so i went on poetry.com and wrote some peoms. apparently they like my writing and published 2 of my poems. here they are ( Read more... )