Comments | kiss_me_im

kiss_me_im_fat

YEAH!

Feb 12, 2006 17:48

On this day, Ryan Joseph Krebs the First, along with Brett Robert Steele, became an official professional lifeguard!
I am certified to:
1. Administer CPR
2. Saving a passive or active drowning victim
3. Enforce pool rules
4. Make kids under 8 obey and respect me
5. And look really good in a small red bathing suit!

YES

Comments 17

alert_court February 12 2006, 17:29:11 UTC

is it a speedo?

kiss_me_im_fat February 12 2006, 17:51:27 UTC

nope, but its small and short, sorry, im sure you got your hopes up! haha

alert_court February 12 2006, 21:15:24 UTC

I was just wondering so i could see the other men, don't flatter yourself !

ashrianeeeee February 12 2006, 17:59:41 UTC

where are you going to lifeguard?!?!?!

kiss_me_im_fat February 12 2006, 18:00:53 UTC

hmmm i think either the 50 cent water park (chandler aquatic center) pecos pool or the pointe!

falloutboy12 February 12 2006, 21:40:27 UTC

i don't NEED to be certified to look good in a small red bathing suit.

i already do.

kiss_me_im_fat February 13 2006, 18:45:30 UTC

you need to be certified to carry around the guns on your arms dude, you are so swoll!

sunkissedkay February 13 2006, 11:22:05 UTC

AHAHHAHAHA what pool will you be protecting??!?!?!!

kiss_me_im_fat February 13 2006, 18:44:14 UTC

either pecos, chandler (50 cent water park) or the pointe! come to one and you will definitley feel safe cause ill be guarding!

oh___hello February 13 2006, 15:37:24 UTC

So under what circumstances would I qualify for needing CPR

kiss_me_im_fat February 13 2006, 18:44:51 UTC

well, it depends, tommorow is valentines day, maybe if you wear something scandelous, i will preform mouth to mouth!