THE PHOENIX SUNS OWN MY BODY AND CORRESPONDING ORGANS!!!!!!!

GAME 7 SATURDAY=DOMINATION!%@!#^

On this day, Ryan Joseph Krebs the First, along with Brett Robert Steele, became an official professional lifeguard!
I am certified to:
1. Administer CPR
2. Saving a passive or active drowning victim
3. Enforce pool rules
4. Make kids under 8 obey and respect me
5. And look really good in a small red bathing suit!

YES

Shessshhh! its been ahwile, all my online dating freinds must have been missing me, i am sooo popular in the blind dating online chat room scene, let me tell you ( Read more... )

ATTENTION AHWATUKEE!
THERE IS A CRAZED ABORINIY ON THE LOOSE!

WATCH OUT FOR:

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ok so city light metro has done a cover of jingle bells!
just in time for the holidays!
check it out at www.myspace.com/citylightmetro

love and feel the joy : )

"Rapper 50 Cent, once shot nine times on the street in a gang incident, said on Tuesday parents should buy their children his new video game, rated 'mature' for blood, gore and sexual themes, and use it as a teaching tool ( Read more... )

i lost my permit, and i recieved anothe one at the DMV. The DMV is always packed, i didnt know there was that many people in AZ. I always see kids from my school when i go there. I also see ugly indian fools who think they can cut in line ( Read more... )

check out my side project por favor!
www.myspace.com/citylightmetro

take a listen and then think about the last time you ate something really good.

tell me about that experience!

bye!

10 Facts of life by Ryan ( Read more... )

today a child was born and his name was michael, noone thought he would do anything productive in his life, but as hge started growing older, he became a genious and accquired super powers. These powers were such that he could see through people's clothes! His parents thought that this was not the best super power for a boy of his age and hormonal ( Read more... )