kiss_my_asprin

Depeche Mode Concert

kiss_my_asprin Dec 10, 2005 11:36

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In a press statement issued this morning, Avril Lavigne blamed carbohydrates for the drink-fueled weekend of sex crazed girl-on-girl action which has outraged her 273 fans and caused sixteen-year-old cheerleader, Sheryl Spears, to suspend herself from the CN tower in Toronto by her pussy rings in protest ( Read more... )

New element discovered in the wake of Katrina

kiss_my_asprin Oct 01, 2005 18:27

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the ( Read more... )

meh, alright

Jewfro

kiss_my_asprin Sep 18, 2005 13:03

I'm pretty lame if all I can post consists of pictures of myself.

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I'm a movie star, y'all

kiss_my_asprin Sep 09, 2005 17:38

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Birthday

kiss_my_asprin Aug 30, 2005 23:38

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAMECUBE.

Finally. Man. And for six years I've been fully satisfied with three (arguably two) games on N64. DUDE. SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE WOOOOOOOO.

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Yeah, it's worth stealing from stormcrowley

kiss_my_asprin Aug 23, 2005 02:43

Thanks, by the way ( Read more... )

Ehhh.... Will precalculus involve functions? I like parabolas, but functions suck.

kiss_my_asprin Aug 22, 2005 01:01

Eeeeep. Evan is getting his braces off today. No longer can I try to intentionally make him hurt his own lips by eating his face. HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO DEPRESSING. And to think, when I got my braces off, a whole world of awesomely freaky making out vanished from my life! DRAMA DRAMA ( Read more... )

40-year-old virgin

kiss_my_asprin Aug 20, 2005 01:55

Funny film. Way too predictable. Kind of forgivable. The Pakistanis make it worth it ( Read more... )

This is so bloody addictive.

kiss_my_asprin Aug 16, 2005 02:29

Making South Park characters, that is.

Here I am at my most eccentric:

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