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[kissdepussy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, SHHIIIIIIEEEE-T ...
It's already been two days, two WHOOOOLE days! I can't believe I have to use this internets thingies Papa gave me...

I am Gunzi but everyone writes it with a "J", eeeeh. I don't really know how old I am still I am old enough to do lots of stuff. Let me see more... Oh, I was this Punisher person in

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[chocogun]

Gutting everyone?
Interesting.

So, Gunzi; what is the Igura thing you talk about anyway? Personas, punisher?

Oh, yeah, I'm Mello by the way. Nice to meet you.

[kissdepussy]

OOh, you don't know Igura? It's the most important and ultra cool place in the world! ... Or it used to be, before being full of fags.
You see, there is this site, right? And there is Papa, who is the head of Vischio that's owns the joint. I worked for him. Anyone who didin't obey to the battle game's rules and some others would get their share of fun from me and Jiji.

HI MELLO, YOU'RE THE FIRST WOMEN I TALK TO IN LOADS OF TIME!

[chocogun]

WHAT THE FREAKING HELL?!
I'M NOT A FUCKING WOMAN. ARE YOU HIGH?!

MAN. I'VE A DICK!

[kissdepussy]

Ah, chill out woman! So agressive!

And you lie! There is no waaaaaay in hell!

[mikanhorizon]

Corpses...

[kissdepussy]

Yeah, I wrote it correctly!

... HI, I'M GUNZI, YOU'RE THE SECOND WOMAN I TALK TO IN AGES!

[chocogun]

The first. I am NOT a woman, you fucking cunt.

[kissdepussy]

Eh? I'm not fucking no cunt. I just meet you ladies and noone of you are around... Or any at all.

[justicesmoked]

You picked a bad time to announce future acts of piracy.

[kissdepussy]

Eeeeeh, why?

[justicesmoked]

Obviously, you're too much of a dumbass to understand, but piracy is illegal.

[kissdepussy]

Nothing is illegal as long as you don't get caugh, I know that much at least.

'Sides, people aren't fun to kill as they were before. Piracy is the coolest thing out there.

[caffinatekillua]

Hey someone else who drank bleach! HAHAH I know a guy with red hair who'd get along with you.

[kissdepussy]

Uhm... Bleach, I don't really think so.. Maybe I should make someone drink it, it might be cool?

[caffinatekillua]

It would be very cool. You should hide it in lemonade.

Why do you look about thirty and talk about seven?

[kissdepussy]

Oh, is it? I'm not thaaat of an old bat and 'sides pipsqueak, at least you can understand what I'm saying! It's worth it, yeah?

[janken_gon]

Hi I'm Gon!

If you want people to pick you up, you should tell us all what your skills are!

[kissdepussy]

Hi Gon!

SO, SKIIIILLS... Let me see... Weeeell, I can jump from really hight places, I am quite the fast runner, I am.... "se-pon-ta-ni-ou-se", I love a good cat'n'rat game... I'm a fun-loving person. Some other thinks I'm used to do and good at are slashing, gutting,torturing, hunting, one-on-one combat and snow fights!

Wow, this is actually tougher than it seems!