“She Tries Out for Varsity Recklessness and Only Makes J.V.”

When you first wake up and the one good eye focuses on my face, I only ask if you understand where you are because that’s how they handle comas on M*A*S*H - I don’t expect to see your eye travel across the white room, squint under the long tube of fluorescent light and decide heaven. ( Read more... )

you
really
have
no
clue

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If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we won't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be
anything you want, either good or bad. When you're finished, post this
little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.
♥

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.-Chris Rock

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A nurse tells me about

an elderly couple who,

after learning of his Alzheimer’s,

planned their double suicide. They decided

on one bullet - they would stand head

to head. He would shoot her

and the bullet would continue through,

killing them both.

When the man pulled the trigger, his wife

crumpled against him and he stood

still waiting for the ( Read more... )

is it bad that i find comfort in my lonliness?

like a strength.,,

p.s. forgot what i was going to sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

smellya later gator!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if i dont make your heart skip a beat

then hate me

if i dont make you feel

anything

then its me.

((no one else will have me like you do)) no one else will have me. only you.

you'll sail alone forever if you wait for the right time. what are you hoping for?

sometimes i feel so damaged

and its not something you can fix

because its just the way you are...