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[kissesandbangs]

Coffee and tea: two reasons to start a bloody war.

Comments

[therippling]

Those aren't good at all.

[kissesandbangs]

Is that your reasoning or your tastebuds speaking?

[therippling]

Both.

[kissesandbangs]

Queer queer woman.

[hisplusone]

What about smoothies?

[kissesandbangs]

I wouldn't know, I don't drink the things. You ought to ask Jack.

[hisplusone]

Let me guess though, you're more for coffee, yeah? I would but I already know that answer to that knowing him like I do.

[kissesandbangs]

Well left without a choice it'd certainly be coffee topped up with whiskey. How well do you know the man?

[warconductor]

Certainly.

Why, with a little work, most anything can start a war.

[kissesandbangs]

Is that your favorite subject?

[warconductor]

A wonderful subject it is, Captain Hart.

Akin to a symphony. A fantastic choir of agonized voices.

[kissesandbangs]

You've been watching me.

[king_coffee]

Having fun with that are we?

[ooc: Anyone but John and he would have joked about King Ianto's coffee cult taking out all the evil tea-lovers.]

[kissesandbangs]

A constant source, that's you, Eye Candy.

[ooc: John however still insists liquor > all!]

[king_coffee]

It's futile to remind you that I have a name, isn't it?

[ooc: Ianto is actually inclined to agree, on occasion. If it's a good brandy or whisky.]

[kissesandbangs]

Give me less reminders and more reasons for me to use it.

[ooc: Does John need to teach him the art of the shot glass?]

[browning_baby]

Fuck tea. Coffee all the way.

[kissesandbangs]

I'd have to disagree, the branches chafe.

[browning_baby]

I'm betting lots of things chafe on you. Besides, isn't that what lube's for?

[kissesandbangs]

Even lubricants don't soothe the bite of a bark.