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[kissesandbangs]

Coffee and tea: two reasons to start a bloody war.

Comments

[whofelltoearth]

You speak of incidentals, not reasons.

[kissesandbangs]

The term you're looking for is excuses. No politician is daft enough to list economic slavery.

[whofelltoearth]

Incidentals. These things were involved incidentally, but it's not an excuse to want comfort.

[kissesandbangs]

Do you know what a scapegoat is?

[ohrosalita]

Coffee versus Tea?

They've both got a lot've people killed already.

[kissesandbangs]

And they do say history works in cycles.

[ohrosalita]

I think coffee is pretty much the shoo in for a direct battle, though. They've got team Starbucks on their side, and I've yet to see a promising young tea company capable of bringing down the evil empire.

Coffee drinkers can also fight on less sleep.

[kissesandbangs]

Starbucks? They've a planet in the western quadrant of the Emerald Galaxy.

[warped_inside]

Didn't think you needed a reason.

[kissesandbangs]

Your opinion of me sinks lower everyday.

[warped_inside]

You haven't provided any means lately of raising it.

[kissesandbangs]

Oh but I haven't felt inspired.

[glock30]

Try vodka.

[kissesandbangs]

I'm ahead of you, Faye. Liquor's my first choice.

[glock30]

Then you should've said so in the first place.

[kissesandbangs]

It was a given!

[eiremagic]

I'm sure the tans did it.

[kissesandbangs]

Tans?

[eiremagic]

Brits.

[kissesandbangs]

What do you call the Welsh?