so i got a JOB INTERVIEW! AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ( Read more... )

ohhhhh edward norton, what are you doing to me? please start acting well again, soon, because this is getting rather painful. it's like giving a girl the best orgasm of her life with fight club and then just luke warm sex after that with all this other shit you've been doing. come on now, where's that corky guy with multi-personality disorder ( Read more... )

but that's ok ( Read more... )

my favorite part of "we built another world" by the wolf parade is definitely the cowbell. you cannot go wrong with cowbell ever, children ( Read more... )

motherfucker, i can't write an entry in here without feeling like i'm lying to myself. or depressing the crap out of myself. why can't i just leave myself alone? what did i ever do to myself? can't i pick on somebody my own size? SHUT UP, BRAIN/

i am so bad with guys. seriously, stay away from me, i am a harpy.

obama: oh hey, whassup? i am a real cool guy n shit, and i am going to kick some asses tomorrow ( Read more... )

ughhh, wow. this weekend has totally and completely fucked me up the ass. i've successfully fought with my best friend, my mother, and my sister to the point of not completely emerging from any of these relationships unscathed. i also had a really shitty halloween with some full sail kids (sans domenic and shin and claire, they were little beacons ( Read more... )

I don't know why I should be surprised that you didn't come through for me, you think by this point I'd be used to it.

Whatever. This is the straw that breaks the camel's back. I'm done, darling.

Happy Halloween.

at a later date
UNTIL THEN!


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