Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

--Robert Frost
In The Clearing

Although giraffes are generally quiet animals, they can make a bleating sound, similar to that of a young calf or sheep ( Read more... )

Are you listening to gay music?

( Borf is not caught. )

1. Worst damage you ever took in a fight?
her viginity

2. Most money you ever owed credit card company?
75 hookers

3. Last time you got kicked out of a bar?
titty bar- i didnt see any no touching signs

4. Longest time you slept in a car?
i dont know my clocks broke

5. Most messed up nickname you've ever been given?
oprah

6. Worst job you ever had?
kelly

7. ( Read more... )

i got "terminated" so says Alfreda Simmons from Old Navy Midtown. haha. alfreda. haha. so yeah. that was fucking great ( Read more... )

"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE."

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ARTAX. youre letting the sadness of the swamps get to you. you have to try. YOU have
to care, for ME, YOU'RE My friend, And i love YOU. ARTAX!