"This is Jock MacStrap. I can't come to the phone right now, I'm too busy getting head off the ice cream lady. She gives a whole new meaning to cream with my nuts. Anyway, leave your credit card details after the beep and I'll get back to you."

[Messages for muse or mun can be left here]

LINK: I want a harem for my birthday, please, all red heads.

26.2.4. Beggars can't be choosers

Co-written with asinthecity | Backdated 28th October 2009Elliot didn't know much about Princeton, but driving into the town, it seemed nice enough. Maybe a bit on the posh side, with every second person looking like they were a student or a doctor. Or maybe student doctors. He wasn't here for the scenery, though. He had an ( Read more... )

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Or just don't wear any to start with.

This isn't really my result. I just tried to trick it into thinking I was awesome by ticking every box. Wasted five minutes of my precious life doing so and probably ruined my optic nerve (why are the fucking boxes so small?) and for what? Fucking Khaki.

you are khaki
#F0E68C
Your dominant hues are red and green, so you're definately not afraid to ( Read more... )