Hook is sick and tired of the Bull.

[kissthehook]

[Private to Head Librarians]

Our current security guard has the IQ of an insect, and the security skills of a 90-year-old grandmother. It's ridiculous. The troll had a temper, but at least he was competent.

Something needs to be done, I can't have idiot children pulling pranks every day and religious fanatics congregating in our lobby.

Comments

[naturewill]

Works hard. People like him.

[kissthehook]

Irrelevant, Noah. It doesn't matter if he works hard if his work is shit. We pay him to keep things in order, and he doesn't do it.

[naturewill]

We had any complaints? Or any tales in the ICU?

[fathergander]

Yes, your Tales are the proverbial teacher's pets of the Tale world.

We're all well aware.

[fathergander]

You've got a point, which is reminiscent of the adage about broken clocks.

He's got the muscle, but he's soft. Frankly, I preferred a bit of ill-tempered tyranny behind the desk, but I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable sending Bob right back into the post. Clearly, he's not entirely capable of handling the stress.

[naturewill]

Ill-tempered tyranny behind the desk, eh? Sounds familiar.

[fathergander]

Touche.

[scheherazading]

I like John - although I agree that he can be a bit naive.

Perhaps we could divide the job between John and Bob? Full time security at the Pentamerone is a tall order to begin with.

[fathergander]

That could be a workable plan. Best case scenario, the two of them have equally positive effects on each other.

Worst case scenario, we have three new goat reincarnations.