Very droll, mystery samaritan.

Whoever brings me the head of the woodpecker that seems to have taken up residence outside my office window doesn't have to pay dues next quarter.

[Private to Prudence]

You're in. Don't fuck up.

[Private to all Europeans]Listen up, minions ( Read more... )

[Keith]

We need to have words, Tyler.

[Charlie]

Got a case for you, Gumshoe.

For those of you who have been attentive to Dotty Fairchild's condition of late, I regret to announce that it has taken a turn for the worse. We were informed earlier that she has unfortunately lapsed into a coma after a steady decline in her condition. It has been recommended that any final visits be paid shortly, though I would implore a modicum ( Read more... )

( Rose )

[Private to Devin]Given your recent adventures, you're in an awfully precarious position to be leaving veiled threats on doorsteps, Kuhl ( Read more... )

[Private to Townsend]

Nine more books? Are you insane?

That's right, I caught your little MSNBC interview, Jillian. Would you please do me the favour of answering the following question:

Are you COMPLETELY incapable of discretion?

[shortly after this, when Anser arrives home from campus]

RABBITS. EXPLANATION. NOW.

[Private to Maddie]

A word in your ear, Muffet.