Shameless. Utterly shameless.

In my day, we had a little thing called self-respect.

[OOC: Nicci has unfortunately been dropped, and while I figure out a replacement Assistant, Anser's taking up the 'Free Devin' campaign. Begrudgingly]

( Private to Soo Min and Charlie )

( Private to Assistant Librarians )

Listen up, all you miscreants of academia: your education is a privilege. A privilege that many of you certainly don't deserve, but that you've somehow been given anyways, and for God's sake, I expect you to take advantage of this karmic oversight and do everything you can to at least graduate. Your professors are learned men whom you should take ( Read more... )

[Private to NYU staff and Velvet]

Max has been following me all day. She's currently sitting outside the staff lounge.

[...]

Help.

( Old Mother Goose, when she wanted to wander, would fly through the air on a very fine gander )