the goose names his new angels;

[fathergander]

[Private to Prudence]

You're in. Don't fuck up.

[Private to all Europeans]Listen up, minions

Comments

[lepetitrouge]

I totally cannot guess why they keep leaving.

[fathergander]

Obviously because they suck.

[lepetitrouge]

[fathergander]

Uh, you can't change the rules like that.

[gold_i_locks]

I'm not sure what I'm more worried about, the fact that your Assistants are new or that you'll actually be doing some of the work (I mean that in the best way possible, of course).

[fathergander]

Please try to avoid any further emotional or medical crises until I've found a suitable replacement to take over.

[gold_i_locks]

Well, since you have proven how useful you are in situations regarding both events, I'll be sure to take your advice and not go crazy until someone other than you is directly looking over us.

And I must add that it is certainly a pity how a disagreeable neighbor is more trustworthy than a Librarian...

[redwoodsman]

I'm touched.

[fathergander]

Indeed, I offer highest praise to your unwavering masochism.

[strucktwelve]

You love me.

[lepetitrouge]

Not to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty sure the organ that takes care of that shriveled and died a long time ago.

[strucktwelve]

I'm sure Scott could hook him up!

[lepetitrouge]

[quietchamber]

Oh, Christ.

[strucktwelve]

Lick my boots.

[quietchamber]

This is not happening.

[strucktwelve]

All your base are belong to Prudence.