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I never update this thing. I don't really see much of a point, considering that most of my musings are vented via Myspace, but here we go ( Read more... )

Thank you for calling Expedia Corporate Travel, my name is Kristen. May I please put you on hold for one to two minutes while I give a gun a blowjob ( Read more... )

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Tonight was like a fairy tale

...and it kind of scares me.

I just talked to my cousin, whom I have never met.

He's so nice, and has some sick tattoos. He's going to go with me to get some new ink.

I'm a psychic, and I am definitely not a loserous.

BOW DOWN, DAMNIT.

P.S. - I think I'm addicted to Les Savvy Fav.

I'd like for you to meet my newest obsession, Vishal (which is Sanskrit for 'lord of the sky').


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