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- Thu, 10:23: RT @ handcoversrouge: the people who teen wolf social media absolute eats out of jeff's asshole and ignore any valid criticism
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- Sat, 23:44: Love the slow days at work where I sit in the coatcheck and read, and people walk by, staring at me like I'm a zoo animal.
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- Sun, 16:43: Fifty Shades of Grey trailer on TV; infinitely less sexy than the milk commercial that followed it.
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- Fri, 15:03: If I ever get arrested, assume I stole an animal.
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- Sun, 20:34: RT @ lunemoelleux: my review of birdman is to just watch paper man instead. you still get emma but with the bonus of ryan reynolds in spand…
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- Sat, 23:44: RT @ nomchompsky: one of those things where you pull a string and it says what different animals say RT @ IGGYAZALEA name a rapper better tha…
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- Mon, 12:17: RT @ robfee: Good thing you posted that status forbidding Facebook from using your info. They were dying to reveal that you love the weekend…
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- Sat, 20:20: "Eat your vegetables so you can be just as strong as your Aunt Helene." - my stepbrother, raising his kids in excellent fashion.
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- Sun, 00:26: It's 1.30 and it looks like people are staying in tonight. Probably gonna close up early and get pizza… http://t.co/CkCLzpHqi8
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- Thu, 22:52: Happy birthday to the GROUND http://t.co/SqCLnzvmhj