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My tweets
- Sun, 20:28: RT @ HillaryClinton: I'm running for president. Everyday Americans need a champion, and I want to be that champion. -H https://t.co/w8Hoe1pb…
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- Tue, 22:54: RT @ NickAmadeus: I'm so sick of unexpected character deaths for shock value. This is a terrible pilates video.
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- Tue, 06:51: Every morning I emerge from my duvet cocoon, like a grumpy butterfly who needs coffee.
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- Sun, 19:53: Most unbelievable part of Charmed wasn't magic or monsters; it's that no one put the moves on that fine officer Morris..
- Sun, 19:55: (We didn't meet his wife until season 5, don't give me that.)
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- Tue, 20:50: My dad just wished my stepdad a happy birthday on facebook, so I guess my family wins at divorce. #brokenbutstillgood
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- Fri, 09:48: A girl in my work pod brought cake for our last day before Easter Break; chocolate cream cheese,… https://t.co/YdEKIiTAlB
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- Fri, 07:14: Today is the UN International Day of Happiness, so let's make as many people happy as possible; start with yourself and work your way out!
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- Wed, 23:12: All my lipsticks are tested on animals; and by that I mean I pick up and smooch every critter that comes near me.
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- Sat, 13:49: RT @ tyleroakley: WELL GREAT NOW I'M PREGNANT #EWDG http://t.co/lf7yjxos2l
