"Oh, hey, Canada? Hey, this is Alaska, how are you doing? Great! Well, hey, I think you must have ordered some snow, but the deliveryman sure fucked up - he just left about 18" here. Yeah, crazy, isn't it! You Think you could come take it away, that'd be great. What, you can't? Why not? You don't want it? So what!? It's your fucking snow
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