lol I like this

[kitcloudkicker]

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

hahahahaha

Comments

[flourish]

For a moment I thought you meant that your dad actually did this, which I was like "...really? LOL" to.

[kitcloudkicker]

lol thankfully my dad doesn't even have a cellphone.

[allagainst]

Duuude I read at least nine pages of those yesterday. Fmylife is beautiful!

[kitcloudkicker]

I'll never do homework ever again!

[neukpuppy]

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom". FML

[nietzscheansmut]

...wow. That could mean so many things. Well, two, really, but each horrifying in its own entirely distinct way.

[fakeslip]

Very intereresting reading. thx

[giguclam]

found your site on del.icio.us today and really liked it.. i bookmarked it and will be back to check it out some more later