Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

hahahahaha

OK, WHENEVER THERE IS A MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION

WITH THE OPTION ALL OF THE ABOVE

THERE IS AN 80% CHANCE I WILL OVERTHINK IT AND GET IT WRONG.

:(

IN OTHER NEWS, HERE IS A PICTURE I LIKE:

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Today was so, so long ( Read more... )

I HAVEN'T POSTED IN A WHILE, BECAUSE I'M SO ASHAMED I FAILED MY MOVIE WATCHING GOAL.

INSTEAD OF WATCHING 4 NEW MOVIES TO MEET MY GOAL, I REWATCHED:

INDIANA JONES RAIDERS
INDIANA JONES TEMPLE
IRON MAN
and
MAMMA MIA!

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL. I PROBABLY DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE.

But honestly,

Milk? BEST MOVIE I'VE SEEN ALL YEAR ( Read more... )

Well, this is certainly the grossest lead-in I've ever read:

He's only 9, but this pint-sized pickup artist already knows plenty about pleasing the ladies.

(sauce)

My cousin told me Sherman Alexie died and I TOTALLY FREAKED OUT. I kind of thought she might be wrong but I couldn't bring myself to look into it, just in case she was right.

But he's still alive. That's a relief. WHERE DO MY COUSINS GET THEIR INFORMATION?

Sherman Alexie, ILU.

Oh hey, btw, I won nanowrimo! Cue mad revisions over the next ( Read more... )

Quick thank you to everyone who left me comments on my last "I NEED ADVICE" post!

YOU ARE ALL AWESOME FRIENDS <3 Thanks so much, guys!

I would respond individually, but I'm on dial-up (yes, some people DO still have it!) and should be relishing those last few hours with the family <3 <3 <3 So excuse my tacky, please! D:ETA: Other people saw ( Read more... )

I'm challenging myself to watch 50 new (meaning previously unseen by me) movies before the year is up. Here is how I'm doing so far.

I'll add to this post as I go. Ratings only reflect how much I liked the movie.

1. Scream ***
2. Scream II **1/2
3. The Usual Suspects ***
4. Cruel Intentions **
5. Chasing Amy **1/2
6. Iron Man ****
7. Harold and Kumar ( Read more... )

I opened a Just Out and learned that The Fashion was at the Wonder Ballroom on the 10th (opening for someone else, but still) and I missed them D: I HAVEN'T BEEN TO A SHOW IN SO LONG. THIS IS DEPRESSING ( Read more... )