-
date
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started... -
email memorial chain
thanks stacy, i learned something new today.
My Friends, in my 18 months in Europe I toured the most wonderful sites that a middle-class boy from Texas can imagine. But I also toured the most horrific that anybody could can imagine; I toured three sites in which the German Nazi's carried out their Holocaust. These sites are viewed by many, and ( Read more... ) -
outrage? i'll give ya outrage.
why am i not surprised this PSA with the teenage girls crashing thanks to texting while driving is sparking outrage because "it goes too far ( Read more... ) -
joke of the week
A married man was having an affair
with his secretary.
One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed
and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
" ( Read more... ) -
joke of the week
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asks, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
-
things that make me laugh for what you would assume is no reason at all
I'm at work today, reading about the death of mr. blackwell, of celebrity "worst-dressed list" fame. I go click on the link provided for the hollywood forever cemetery, where his memorial was held. the network firewall stops me from viewing this cemetery's webpage.
wouldn't you know, it's categorized as "Society and LIFESTYLES."
-
*pant*
you know this bitch is hot when you leave your thermostat at 85 during the day, to walk into that at the end of the day and it feels like 70.
geezus man. june is our wet and cool summer month. maybe august will step up and take over this year. for crying out loud man, I'm leaving my oven off for those cookies I'm baking this weekend. flop them ( Read more... ) -
joke of the week
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time and simply said, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
-
the weather channel: the new mtv
anytime i've needed my local weather lately, i can't count on the weather channel to have it because they're tying up their airwaves with weather shows, instead of weather forecasts.
this wouldn't be so much a bad problem if they actually continued to show local weather every 10 minutes like they used to do during these shows, but when i want the ( Read more... ) -
quote of the week
David Letterman:
"I'm walking to work up Sixth Avenue and it's a lovely spring day and I see one of those mime performers. So the mime is doing that famous routine where he's pretending to be trapped in a box. So I stand there and watch the mime pretend to be trapped in a box. And he finishes up, and, thank God, he wasn't really trapped in a box. ( Read more... )