Oh, television.

[kitschykitty]

In an effort not to watch House reruns about people dying of mysterious not-heart-attacks, I have been slumming around the old-folks channels. The Comcast guide channel's description of Matlock just cracks me up

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[crashingwaves38]

One of the sad things about the kids being around all the time is that I never get to watch any of the TV that I want to watch, for a variety of reasons. I miss watching House, and junk TV!

[kitschykitty]

If it makes you feel any better, it's still the same old bad stuff you remember, just shinier.

[styrofoamjesus]

I don't know what college degree is required to be a writer for Comcast guide channel descriptions, but I'm pretty sure I'm qualified. I'm going to offer myself as an intern and start out by writing descriptions for Wife Swap and work my way up from there.

[kitschykitty]

Teeheehee, try and work the word tiddlywinks in somewhere and we'll know it's you!