I've made jokes before about how I drew a line somewhere around 2004 and refused to adapt to any technology made after that point. But possibly being the only under-70 person in the universe who still uses a phone made before they came with cameras, making plans to do surgery on my 6-7 year old ipod mini to avoid having to buy a new one, and ( Read more... )

i'm so pumped listening to new order right now that it is almost embarrassing.

I'm actually kind of excited about the invasive body scans and pat-downs that's going on at airports because after 10 years of being hassled and missing flights due to having to be taken out of line to have my bags swabbed down for anthrax while a guy with a gun stands behind me, airport security has finally become retarded enough to inconvenience ( Read more... )

I just scoured about a third of my livejournal entries, attempting to find this ( Read more... )

I started graduate school yesterday, and I'll be damned if I let those kids in their early 20s who graduated "on time" and "didn't take three years to get around to applying for graduate school" do better than me.

ugasghsgh my hair is awesome today.

I'm totally going to take the Biochemistry/Molecular Biology GRE Subject Test and I have about six weeks to relearn everything I've forgotten since I graduated along with all the other stuff I never learned in the first place because I'm a product of Mississippi's university system ( Read more... )

I just tried to use the word "meatloaf" in a text but the autocomplete gave me "meatload" instead and after a few seconds of deliberation I decided to go on without correcting it.

I could easily make a separate journal entirely about failed Western blots. Goddamn CPT-1 antibody.

So, like, the dude I'm living with is one of those Jewish people that actually takes his shit seriously and within five minutes of handing over my rent and deposit he goes into a quick description of his kosher stuff and explains that certain food things can't be mixed to the point where he has two sets of dishes and pots and pans and silverware ( Read more... )