I got the position I interviewed for. I'm going to be researching cardiovascular diseases and shit and gettin' paaaaaaid. What what. I'm still slightly amazed by the whole thing and am afraid that SOMETHING will happen that causes it all to fall through because I'm not really used to things going this well and still kind of think of myself as the ( Read more... )

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Thanks to online how-to videos, I now know how to chiffonade basil. Also, thanks to online dictionaries, I also know what chiffonade means. My feta-stuffed chicken is gonna be tiiiiiight.

I read through my entire journal a couple days ago, going all the way back to 2003. One of the things I noticed, along with "goddamn my diet was horrible back then", was that I would never write an entry acknowledging any of the gaps in my livejournal fossil record. I'd disappear for a few months or a year and come back as if nothing happened, the ( Read more... )

You know, Happy Hardcore wasn't THAT bad.

Some guy just left a bottle of assorted pills here. I have about half of them identified and they're kind of good. Should I take one. Yes No Maybe Circle One

Hell is having "Don't You Want Me" from The Human League stuck in your head for nearly 15 hours.

She keeps calling to notify me that she found an extra item in her house/car belonging to me and asks when I'm going to return her stuff.

"When are you going to give my stuff back?"
"Sometime later this week. I've been pretty busy with school starting."
"Didn't we break up on like, Friday? You've had daysIt's getting pretty annoying. If this ( Read more... )

"CHEMISTRY has posted a charge for DECEMBER 14 BREAKAGE FEE in the amount of $0.75 to your Bursar account."

It never sinks in that I just completed another semester until I get my breakage fees.

I somehow managed to slam my own hair in the car door today. No one was around to see it, and I'm just going to pretend to myself that I was high when it happened.

Maybe it's a common occurrence but no one talks about it?