because i refuse to let the last entry be something about happy hardcore

[styrofoamjesus]

I read through my entire journal a couple days ago, going all the way back to 2003. One of the things I noticed, along with "goddamn my diet was horrible back then", was that I would never write an entry acknowledging any of the gaps in my livejournal fossil record. I'd disappear for a few months or a year and come back as if nothing happened, the

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[medicatedangel]

Hey, you... I'm going to call you this weekend and come over to your new place. I may or may not have homemade lasagna and homemade Italian chocolate cheesecake filling in a measuring cup. Be on the look out.

[styrofoamjesus]

omgfood

[oh_oh_sheila]

i'm glad you are not homeless and on heroin.

[kitschykitty]

The first time I read this, I got to the part in caps and read "WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY WIFE:". It's probably because you mention Wife Swap a few lines below, but it sounded nice and dirty before I realized it was about your awesome job instead of your awesome sex life. I'm sorry.

[oh_oh_sheila]

ooooh wife swap is so good! that's one show i would love to be on.

[styrofoamjesus]

The best episode (I think) is the one where the midget swaps lives with the bodybuilder.

holy shit you're alive!

[shiftings]

Just noticed you on my friends list, which I havent checked or been on livejournal for freaking ages!

I'm glad you're alive!!