You think you're mom's at least somewhat on your side and then you realize she considers you no better than a polygamist. Lovely.

I don't think I'll ever be able to come out to them untill I'm out of the house.

Or the country.

Totally ruined my good mood, that did.

New karate dojo with Brianna. Teaches weapons. Good workout. Practical kicking techniques. Teaches weapons. Was able to do kumite on my second day. Did I mention weapons ( Read more... )

I forgot to say we're getting a dog.

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*squee*

So yesterday we went to the grand opening of the new Wal-Mart for Dad's birthday ( Read more... )

When listening to Mr. Steves warning the band of lecherous Canadian boys, I couldn't help but picture them with flapping heads a la Terrence and Philip and it just occurred to me that maybe I'm watching a bit too much South Park.

omfg, Victoria!

Odd thing I’ve noticed while watching Gilmore girls with my mom (which, thanks to that, I now hate)... I tend to sympathize with the adulterers in movies. Tend to? Scratch that; I *always* do. Whenever someone fucks up a marriage in a book or movie and mom’s all, “How could they?” I start defending them. Maybe I’m just sensitive because I see the ( Read more... )

( Angst next right... )

So my personalized Google page thing lets me look back on past searches and I'm pretty sure I never typed "Everyone has had more sex than me." Which narrows the search down to my sister. What's odd is that, at first, I was more concerned with the fact she was stupid enough to not log out so she couldn't be tracked than what she actually typed.

So I'm painting signs with the Human Rights Club and I'm thinking, "Damn, some cake would be great right about now. Mmmm. Cake." A few minutes later two girls walk by with three cakes and are all like, "Want one?" and I'm like, "Hells YES ( Read more... )

I finally found my DVD's! You need to come over to my house and watch Invader Zim with me. Maybe after Human Rights Club on Tuesday?